Whenever she sings, a little piece of my soul dies. It's a miracle that i'm still alive, really. And yet somehow, this woman seems immortal. I swear to god she doesn't age. Or weigh more than 85 pounds at that. She was just given the "Legend" award at the World Music Awards, and has a...gasp!... highly anticipated (i'd like to know who's seriously anticipating this....and shake my head in disapproval at them orrr punch them in the face) album soon to be in stores called Taking Chances. Well, Celine, i dare YOU to take a chance, to take a chance to...well, eat a cheeseburger for one, and just leave us alone. For the love of god, just stay home and take care of your husband who must be nearing 90 years old now. Or maybe he never ages too? Must be a Canadian thing. So Jels.
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there was a time when celine and i were super tight. then she sold her soul to vegas and i never heard from her again. celine what's the deal with that outfit yo? it makes me want to vomit all over that baby. whoa.
forever yours,
stokes
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