Welcome to our sexy brains!....

Welcome to Semibadassville, USA. Sounds like a mouthful right? Well, it is. So we'll first introduce you to the two lovely ladies, then we'll get right to it, our daily lives...

STOKES...
This curly haired beaut enjoys the simple pleasures in life such as making fun of people at their own expense. Hey, that's what we're here for. Listens to Otis Redding, Al Green, and Marvin Gaye. All old, mostly dead, black men basically. But they sure did create some memorable tunes to tap a foot to. Personal motto: "Live simply, because it's too hard to be extraordinary". Wow, she really is all about simplicity.

FAYE...
This righteous babe enjoys, contrary to Stokes, the complicated and impossible things in life such as...quantum physics, biochemical engineering, and crop rotation for starters. Listens to Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles, The Beatles, and The Velvet Underground. Obviously enjoys blind black musicians among many other genres. Go girlfriend. Personal motto: "What on God's green earth am i supposed to put here?"

So we are sitting in our local coffee shop "doing work", and naturally are surrounded by people here and there. To our far left, a couple consisting of an Asian man and caucasian woman (ah, political correctness, put a penny in the good deeds bucket.....what the hell does that mean? we don't know either). What the hell are they doing together? We don't know. He wouldn't even buy her coffee. Maybe he's Jewish too? Directly in front are two women with two young girls, probably about 8 or 9. They made the little girls go converse at a separate table so they could have privacy. Um...that's kind of dick. What do 8 year old girls with no means of resources except two plastic forks have to do? One actually just commented to her mother that she was bored - her response? "Quit your whining, you said you wanted to speak privately with [insert other little girl's name here]!" The little girl: "What? I didn't say that...". Lady, i don't even think your daughter knows what speaking privately IS, much less wants to engage in it. SO the girl who works here just offered the little tykes some markers - thank friggin' god. One of the moms suggests she draw a flower or a rainbow. Well you know what, we hope that she draws something sadistic and weird like a mouse being hunted by a cat. And that isn't even THAT bad. Oh and P.S. one of the young ladies is wearing a hideous leopard print pant with hot pink lace at the bottom. It appears her mother never left the 80's (we also conclude this by the way she herself looks, she's rocking the semi-mullet - HAWT!).